Chapter 5: Bruised Buttocks

 

“What do we do, just wait?” asked Nervous

 

“There is nothing else we can do,” answered Lazlo

 

Feeling suddenly weak kneed and nauseated, I grasped the stair rail.

 

“I need to lie down.”

 

That was it. I had had enough. I was ready to just lay down on the ground and die, and probably throw up a few times in the process. 

 

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Chapter 6: Uterus Sprouts Eternal

I have heard it said that the miracle of birth is a beautiful thing to behold. It’s a lie. At least from my perspective; It is painful and it is messy.

 

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